(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


How many Evil Dragons does it take to replace a lightbulb?
 
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i don't like swiss cheese. it's got that holier-than-thou attitude.

did you hear about the chef who was fired? he made too many mis-steaks.
 
Why was the leopard using tiger camo?
It wasn't, that's why it was spotted. Or did you mean Tiger Chemo?

Fun language time: In Dutch, leopard is luipaard, which consists of 2 words: lui and paard... which means lazy horse.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
 
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