(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't the right choice.
That reminds me of the guide that we lost during our trip in the mountains, fell from a cliff to never be seen again. But that guide was old, so we didn't really care, it was missing some pages to.
 
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
The Leipzig historical re-enactment society were giving a show covering the early 18th century, and everything was going to plan. On the day of the finale, one of the key re-enactors who played a musician was ill, which was a shame, because the show was going to be a full house with some Hollywood celebrities in the audience. The management appealed to the audience for someone who could fill in at short notice, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar shouted out "Don't vorry! I'll be Bach!".
 
Ah I see, that program tackles depression with a scorched earth policy. What a wonderful approach.
 
What a wonderful approach.

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