Djoga'Ro
moonstruck
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I was just overwhelmed by the realisation. What's a large?
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Just shut up and put your clothes back on !
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A big small.
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If I got 50p for every failed maths exam, I’d have £6.70 by now.
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, but a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
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A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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My dad used to say to me "when one door closes another will open". He was a brilliant philosopher but a terrible cabinet maker.
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My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” I said, “Where did that come from?”
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
kuru
Hardcore Member
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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Which minority is the worst at driving?
Blind people.
Blind people.
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
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I told your mother she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
