(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.
OK. So swimmers are lying. I thought the difficult part was breathing air instead of water, optimizing and coordinating limb movement and mastering strength, but apparently what must be really hard must be shouting lies without getting water in..
 
I read married couples do it about 74 times per year. It’s almost the end of November now. Seems like I’m going to have a seriously exciting December!
 
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My friend talked me into lending her money for plastic surgery. I’ve been trying to get it back for months. Unfortunately I have no idea what she looks like these days.
 
I had to come up with a new password that was at least eight characters long. I chose Snow White and the seven dwarves.
 
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