Corrupt A Wish


You have close friends, they are always by you where ever you go, now that is close.


I wish I didn't have to move to England.
 
You have close friends, they are always by you where ever you go, now that is close.


I wish I didn't have to move to England.

Granted. But the day you decide not to, taxes skyrocket in your country. You go poor a week later.


I wish that DaMummy's dinner tonight would be EVIL. Not just evil, EVIL.
 
It is evil! It's already plotting to take over the world!!


I wish that Amazon would hurry up getting stock of the battery pack I want to order.
 
Amazon hurries up and gets the batteries in stock from some counterfeit company in China. When you use the batteries it fries the device.


I wish Samba wouldn't give my so many problems.
 
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ok off topic...screw you people! my dinner was homemade pizza! no evil in my masterpieces!


Granted - it now only gives you one problem, it won't run.


I Wish for more...
 
Granted, you get more of every thing. Problem is more is not always better.


I wish I could go to Hawaii.
 
Granted, at the moment your feet touch the Hawaiian ground, the Kilauea erupts and completely destroy the island.


I wish I had a job.
 
You're a slave.


I wish I would get around to installing Arch on my laptop; Ubuntu's "User Friendliness" is starting to annoy me.
 
You install Arch for it's complexity. You now have to read falling letters and characters with a green tint to them.


I wish the electrical power was more stable here.
 
Granted - BlueProtoman dresses up in a sexy french maid outfit and cleans you every day.


I wish for a good 3DS game now.
 
Granted, a server error caused DaMummy name to become DaZombie and you to be renamed N00B.


I wish I pulled a prank on someone today. :(
 
They decide to move to IPv6, but they mess up in the moving process causing everyone to lose internet for a week while they fix it.


I wish Craig won the lottery.
 
He does, and then invests all the money in Apple.


I wish the Second Humble Bundle was open source.
 
He does, and then invests all the money in Apple.


I wish the Second Humble Bundle was open source.

Granted, but none of the games will run on the Pandora.


I wish that Craig could chillax for a day, while not being sick. Not relax, chillax. Then after, it's back to work as normal.
 
Granted, but it is a different Craig than what you were thinking.


I wish the next person would make a wish for me.
 
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