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Oh my Pandora,


how I adore yah!!


You are the best.


Being put to the test.


Everyday,Monday through Sunday.


A year coming May.


I would be dismayed.


If my Pandora were ever forayed.


I love them both so.


if you only could know.


Everywhere I go.


My Pandoras are the main show.


I hope that they last.


If not I would fast.


Until my pandoras turned on again.


They are like none else.


Better than my wife's skin tight blouse.


A welcomed edition to my house.


If the kids touch them they are deloused :p


There is more I could say.


But I would prolix this poem away.


Then print out and throw it in the bay.


Perhaps better that way?


I am sincere,let me make that clear.


Yes I call my Pandoras 'dear'.


I hope you laugh at this poem


Or maybe you will groan.


Just remember my Pandys are not up for loan.
 
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With apologies to all the real poets out there...


There once was a man from Ingolstadt


Whom, from his mind he begat


An awesome device


That was cooler than ice


But as for the rhymes, Ingolstadt!
 
Hey, what about the rest of the team?


Most of what the Pandora is now has nothing to do with Ingolstadt :)
 
Hey, what about the rest of the team? Most of what the Pandora is now has nothing to do with Ingolstadt :)

For Craig:


There was a man from Newcastle,


Who sent me a premium parcel,


Although it was late,


I say thanks, it's so great!


The others are wrong, he's no arsehole.... :(


Sorry about the blasphemy. I can't write to that rhythm (amphibrachic meter apparently, fact fans) without obscenity!


:D


Also I think Craig has done a bang up job and maligned unfairly!
 
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There once was a nice gal name Jacquelyn


That backlog of emails she's tacklin'


Whether day and/or night


You know she would write


And sign off with "Kind regards Jacquelyn"
 
This may already have been posted and I'm in no way attempting to plagiarise the work of the Late Great Ian Dury as my own. :)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/LhRsvWZ1Hlc?feature=oembed

Profoundly in Love with Pandora :wub:


My mother's heart and soul


Have gone halfway up the pole


My father's on the dole


This is taking its toll


My friend Bert is much too old


And his dog's beyond control


Though it sometimes seems they're droll


It's a nuisance on the whole


I'm profoundly in love with Pandora


My poem has an intellectual theme


The tenderness with which I adore her


Goes all bouncy in my dreams


Yesterday my chin was clear


Now a new spot has appeared


Barry Kent had cost me dear


Till my Grandma interfered


The BBC know I'm sincere


In making writing my career


Wish my mum would come back here


Lots of ups and downs this year


I'm profoundly in love with Pandora


She's got knee-socks and treacle-coloured hair


The tenderness with which I adore her


Is something fine and rare


But, my father's in a mess


And there's a great deal of stress


At our house


And my major concern


Is that things might return


To normal


So get rid of that creep


And come back to sleep


In our house


We both miss you mum


So hurry up and come


Back home


My mother's heart and soul


Have gone halfway up the pole


Though it sometimes seems they're droll


It's a nuisance on the whole


Yesterday my chin was clear


Now a new spot has appeared


Profoundly in love with Pandora


Wish my mum would come back here


Lots of ups and downs this year


I'm profoundly in love with Pandora


Things aren't always what they seem


The tenderness with which I adore her


Is indeed a love supreme
 
P = perseverance


A= astuteness


N= nouveau


D=definitive


O=open source


R= richness


A=absoluteness


This is what Pandora means to me :D
 
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