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This is a text adventure game. You control your character, and NOT events out of your control. Here are the rules;
You are bound by the laws of reality, but you're welcome to try anything.
You only control yourself. You CAN'T say something along the lines of "my neighbor comes out and tells me...", etc.
The only thing you are allowed to do is rape or sexual assault
If you die or get arrested, you will start back at an earlier point.
First come, first serve. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.
EDIT: Added another rule.
Now, let the game start...
Good morning! You are a store clerk at a local convenience store. You don't have a shift today. You live in the Northeast of the United States. You live in a small apartment with one bedroom, one bathroom, a small living room, and a kitchen.
You have just woken up. It is now 9:00 AM.
Inventory:
*T-Shirt (Torso)
*Underwear (Body)
*Shorts (Legs)
What will you do now?