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  1. BaDToaD

    BaDToaD "Very" Old Timer

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    Oh ... and while we are at it here's a nonsense poem I wrote some 16 years ago


    Bungerly Trigglett came to town upon his Woodle Vic,


    his Woodle Vic was none to well and started feeling sick.


    Scrunge Fruttock, said Bungerly, for ‘twas the creatures name,


    bodelly your trundlish or you’ll never be the same.


    The creature smiled and burped and belched and generally looked appalling,


    until it finally realised it’s grobags were not falling.


    Then it belched and burped and smiled, struggled to it’s feet,


    done a raglish somersault and landed on it’s seat.
     
  2. - Theo -

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    With that, of course


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    lulzfish Pandora Defense Squad

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    They made better ones. The "I'm a computer" was the only good one I remember atm
     
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    GIVE ME BACK MY JACKET!!
     
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    It's my blanket, now!!!11!!one.
     
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    All generalizations are false.
     
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    Bosbeetle Terminally lost

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    I am lying
     
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    WizardStan Mega GP Mania

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    Self referential arguments frequently cause problems. See here for example.
     
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    I am The Walrus.
     
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    The wombat lives across the seas,


    Among the far Antipodes.


    He may exist on nuts and berries,


    Or then again, on missionaries;


    His distant habitat precludes


    Conclusive knowledge of his moods,


    But I would not engage the wombat


    In any form of mortal combat.


    -- The Wombat
     
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    bzar A Commando

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    ^ For some reason I read the last two words with a shouting voice, and then some strange techno song started to play.
     
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    If my calculations are correct, an escaltor plus a Slinky = infinite fun.
     

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