Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 30, 2015 #901 I was watching an interview with Frank Sinatra where he was asked if he had any children. "Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
I was watching an interview with Frank Sinatra where he was asked if he had any children. "Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 30, 2015 #902 The inventor of the text message has died. The inventor of autocorrect is said to be demonstrated.
moxie The voice of reason, sense and exasperation Staff member Joined Aug 15, 2006 Messages 2,704 Age 52 Location South of Sweden Jul 1, 2015 #903 Jack Sparrows twin brother was detained by customs when he tried to get into the US recently. Thing is, they are cracking down on pirate copies.
Jack Sparrows twin brother was detained by customs when he tried to get into the US recently. Thing is, they are cracking down on pirate copies.
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 6,997 Location 16A (TO) Jul 1, 2015 #905 Scientists claim to have discovered a link between thick bacon and pig-ignorance - but I think they're telling porkies.
Scientists claim to have discovered a link between thick bacon and pig-ignorance - but I think they're telling porkies.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 1, 2015 #906 Customer: I'm running Windows Vista... Helpdesk: Yes... Customer: And my computer isn't working! Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that. Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Neither, it's my new iPhone.
Customer: I'm running Windows Vista... Helpdesk: Yes... Customer: And my computer isn't working! Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that. Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Neither, it's my new iPhone.
matzesu Forum Addict! Staff member Joined Oct 24, 2008 Messages 13,315 Age 40 Location Germany,, Saarland, at home Jul 1, 2015 #908 Im happy to live in Germany in 2015, not at the times of Adolf Hitler: I dotnt know how i should live in a world where every collor was "Black White"
Im happy to live in Germany in 2015, not at the times of Adolf Hitler: I dotnt know how i should live in a world where every collor was "Black White"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 1, 2015 #909 The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 2, 2015 #910 Teacher: What do you get when you have 10 sweets and you give 2 to someone else? Student: 10 sweets. Teacher: Ok, what do you get when you have 10 sweets and someone forcibly takes 2 sweets from you? Student: 10 sweets and a dead body.
Teacher: What do you get when you have 10 sweets and you give 2 to someone else? Student: 10 sweets. Teacher: Ok, what do you get when you have 10 sweets and someone forcibly takes 2 sweets from you? Student: 10 sweets and a dead body.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 3, 2015 #911 If anyone knows any salad puns lettuce hear them.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 4, 2015 #912 How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Less than would be required for a heavy one.
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Joined Mar 7, 2013 Messages 744 Location Surrey, England Jul 4, 2015 #913 How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Less than required if it was an in-the-dark bulb
How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Less than required if it was an in-the-dark bulb
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 4, 2015 #914 http://www.lightbulbjokes.com/
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 6,997 Location 16A (TO) Jul 4, 2015 #915 If your bulb is light, why are you replacing it? Its supposed to light up!
FaeMinx Rainbow Liberation Instigation Joined Dec 11, 2010 Messages 3,143 Age 44 Location outside looking in side looking out Jul 4, 2015 #916 How many people does it take to change a bulb? Just one, as long as they have a trowel and some gardening sense.
How many people does it take to change a bulb? Just one, as long as they have a trowel and some gardening sense.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 4, 2015 #917 "We’ve got a new toaster," said a little boy to his friend. "It’s really clever. When the toast is done a bell rings." "Ours is better," says his friend. "When the toast’s done it sends out smoke signals."
"We’ve got a new toaster," said a little boy to his friend. "It’s really clever. When the toast is done a bell rings." "Ours is better," says his friend. "When the toast’s done it sends out smoke signals."
matzesu Forum Addict! Staff member Joined Oct 24, 2008 Messages 13,315 Age 40 Location Germany,, Saarland, at home Jul 4, 2015 #918 Happy independence day !! Lets hope the Aliens dosnt come this yeahr..
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 4, 2015 #919 I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,299 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 5, 2015 #920 Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.