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I heard a really funny time travel joke tomorrow.


I’ve drawn a self portrait in a special ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light.


I saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It blew me away.
 
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Never judge a book by its cover.


Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.


I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."


Thought: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
 
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.


I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.


Two cats tried to cross a river. Cat 1 is named "one-two-three" and cat 2 is named "un-deux-trois". Which one made it across? "One-two-three" did, because "un-deux-trois" cat sank.
 
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Touch Gently, use 2 fingers inside if wider use 3 fingers.

Make sure it is wet, rubbing in an up an down motion.

That is how you clean a glass!.
 
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