(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[pyrat]

How do you call a person who loves animals, keeps some at home, but is always afraid of what may happen to them?
A petsimist.

 

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Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

 

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Why did the science teacher read a book about helium?
Because it was uplifting.

 

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If you're in need of a job, you could try Search and Rescue.
They're always looking for people.

 

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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

 

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Jacob quit his job after his boss started paying him in vegetables.
He could not live on that celery.

 

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Getting a job at a paperless office is great.
Until you have to go to the bathroom.