(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the science teacher read a book about helium?
Because it was uplifting.
Because it was uplifting.
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If you're in need of a job, you could try Search and Rescue.
They're always looking for people.
They're always looking for people.
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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Jacob quit his job after his boss started paying him in vegetables.
He could not live on that celery.
He could not live on that celery.
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Getting a job at a paperless office is great.
Until you have to go to the bathroom.
Until you have to go to the bathroom.
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I asked my algebra teacher if I would ever use it when I grew up.
He said that I wouldn’t, but one of the smart kids might.
He said that I wouldn’t, but one of the smart kids might.
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Why did the window go to the hospital?
He had pane.
He had pane.
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Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?
Because you can't C in the dark.
Because you can't C in the dark.
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Did you know there's no official training for a rubbish collector?
They just pick it up as they go.
They just pick it up as they go.
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Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
It was otter chaos.
It was otter chaos.
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My friend is in the hospital after he ate a giant bacon cheeseburger.
It was mine.
It was mine.
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No matter the medium, a well-done burger joke is rare.
