Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 29, 2026 #3,241 Why is it risky to cut an old person's hair? It’s a grey area.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 1, 2026 #3,242 Have you heard of the Stormtrooper band? Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 1, 2026 #3,243 What's Indiana Jones's least favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 5, 2026 #3,244 Why are Astronauts always so calm? There's no pressure in space.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 6, 2026 #3,245 Why aren't there more dog astronauts? They're afraid of the vacuum.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 6, 2026 #3,246 Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 2:08 PM #3,247 A leopard tried to escape from the zoo but it was spotted.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 5:04 PM #3,248 Don't order hay for your horse off Amazon. After a couple of days they'll ask for your feed back.
kuru Hardcore Member Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,642 Location the mockracy Saturday at 8:48 PM #3,249 I say we need an eyes-rolling emoticon to combine with a laughing one
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 8:08 PM #3,250 What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,572 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 8:28 PM #3,251 Why can't two elephants go swimming? They only have one pair of trunks.