Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 29, 2026 #3,241 Why is it risky to cut an old person's hair? It’s a grey area.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 1, 2026 #3,242 Have you heard of the Stormtrooper band? Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 1, 2026 #3,243 What's Indiana Jones's least favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 5, 2026 #3,244 Why are Astronauts always so calm? There's no pressure in space.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 6, 2026 #3,245 Why aren't there more dog astronauts? They're afraid of the vacuum.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 6, 2026 #3,246 Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 9, 2026 #3,247 A leopard tried to escape from the zoo but it was spotted.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 9, 2026 #3,248 Don't order hay for your horse off Amazon. After a couple of days they'll ask for your feed back.
kuru Hardcore Member Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,646 Location the mockracy May 9, 2026 #3,249 I say we need an eyes-rolling emoticon to combine with a laughing one
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 10, 2026 #3,250 What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 10, 2026 #3,251 Why can't two elephants go swimming? They only have one pair of trunks.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 14, 2026 #3,252 A good book is like a good puppy, Easy to pick up but hard to put down.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 14, 2026 #3,253 Have you ever heard a puppy try to sing? It's a little rough.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 16, 2026 #3,254 How many apples does it take to make an apple pie? 3.14.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 16, 2026 #3,255 If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 apple pies in the other, what do you have? Very big hands.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 16, 2026 #3,256 Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed? The driver blamed it on the rocky road.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 17, 2026 #3,257 Could I get a puppy for my son? Sorry madam, we don't do trades.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 19, 2026 #3,258 A man went to a bakery and said, "I'd like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips." The baker replied, "Sorry, we only take cash."
A man went to a bakery and said, "I'd like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips." The baker replied, "Sorry, we only take cash."
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 7:54 PM #3,259 Wife: "Did you eat the last pizza in the freezer?" Husband: "No, I ate it in the living room."
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,608 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 12:14 AM #3,260 Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of their dogs.